GROSS!

Man oh man, something foul happened at the gym today. Remember how I told you about the farting that went on a while back? Of course you do, that was funny shit. Well, today, my TRAINER cut one in front of me...and it was one of those nasty swap farts that stink up the joint for a few minutes. I think he was eating out of the trash can or something. It smelled like a dirty diaper filled with Indian food. GROSS!