Guess who's my bitch now?

The Lower Back Extension Machine at Tenley Sport&Health, that's who. Man, I walked up to that machine and read the instructions, all ready to be intimidated. I sits down and adjusts the weight to be about 1/3 the stack, and I test out the machine. "Huh...this is pretty easy", I thinks. So I upped the weight to be about half the stack. Still too easy. I keep adding 20 pounds at a time, until finally, I have the whole stack, and I lift it. I am the fucking man! Ever see that scene in Unbreakable, where Bruce Willis' kid keeps adding weight while Bruce does bench presses...and then Bruce is like, "how much weight was that?", and the kid's like, "all of it." That's how I felt. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.