A Letter of Apology to the Patrons of Tenley Sport and Health

To Those it May Concern:

I deeply regret my actions at the Tenley Sport and Health's pool on Sunday, March 19 of 2006, and I wish that all of you would please accept my humblest apologies, as well as my assurance that similar incidents will never again occur. What I did was rude and certainly not conduct befitting a lady. Again, I apologize for not shaving my pits, then swimming for an hour with reckless regard for my fellow pool mates. I realize that was gross, and totally my bad. Please don't nickname me gorilla pits, or yeti girl. If you plan on nicknaming me, please make it a cool one.

Most Cordially,

Blogda

Coke with Coffee

So, I'm waiting for the bus this morning, as is my way, and I picked up a copy of a free daily paper called "Express". It's like the super-condensed version of the Wash. Post...and it's FREE! I like free stuff. Anyway, I'm pursuing the paper, and I see this small article titled "Coke with Coffee", and I was intrigued. The article is so damn funny, I had to share it. Enjoy:

Try singing "I'd like to buy the world a carbonated fusion beverage, and keep it company."We're not feeling the world peace. Coca-Cola Blak, which arrives in the U.S. on April 3, is an unholy (or "premium," as the company likes to say) blend of Coke and coffee. We did not obtain a sample of this abomination, but did run a simulation with office coffee and Diet Coke. Tastes like burning!

That's good stuff! And a Simpsons quote tucked in for us nerds too boot.

You know what's delicious?

Barbecue potato chips. Dang, they are tasty. I don't care what brand they are, BBQ chips are always tasty. I even like the Baked Lays variety. But my favorites are the regular Lays KC Masterpiece BBQ Chips. They complete me.