Coke with Coffee

So, I'm waiting for the bus this morning, as is my way, and I picked up a copy of a free daily paper called "Express". It's like the super-condensed version of the Wash. Post...and it's FREE! I like free stuff. Anyway, I'm pursuing the paper, and I see this small article titled "Coke with Coffee", and I was intrigued. The article is so damn funny, I had to share it. Enjoy:

Try singing "I'd like to buy the world a carbonated fusion beverage, and keep it company."We're not feeling the world peace. Coca-Cola Blak, which arrives in the U.S. on April 3, is an unholy (or "premium," as the company likes to say) blend of Coke and coffee. We did not obtain a sample of this abomination, but did run a simulation with office coffee and Diet Coke. Tastes like burning!

That's good stuff! And a Simpsons quote tucked in for us nerds too boot.