Monday, March 20, 2006

A Letter of Apology to the Patrons of Tenley Sport and Health

To Those it May Concern:

I deeply regret my actions at the Tenley Sport and Health's pool on Sunday, March 19 of 2006, and I wish that all of you would please accept my humblest apologies, as well as my assurance that similar incidents will never again occur. What I did was rude and certainly not conduct befitting a lady. Again, I apologize for not shaving my pits, then swimming for an hour with reckless regard for my fellow pool mates. I realize that was gross, and totally my bad. Please don't nickname me gorilla pits, or yeti girl. If you plan on nicknaming me, please make it a cool one.

Most Cordially,

Blogda

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