I would like a slice of your finest cock...I mean CAKE!

Me and my pal Siler went to lunch at Cindy's deli last week, and boy howdy, it was tasty! Cindy's is a lovely little anachronism located right next to the Casket Store at 75 and Royal Lane (you've seen the Casket Store, don't act like you haven't...it's HUGE, how could you not have seen it...don't be embarrassed, I won't think you're weird for noticing it). Anyway, Cindy's is this big-ass NY Style Deli joint with maroon boths, fantastic pastel art and about a million old people, and they still have an actively populated smoking section, cause they old school. All of their waitresses are salty broads who make you feel uncomfortable, but you also kind of feel like you deserve it, so it's okay. If you feel like a samich or perhaps a nice breakfast item, Cindy's is your joint. Even if you want one of them weirdo samiches like "tongue" or "lox", Cindy's has got your freaky-ass covered. Plus, they have this great section of bakery-fresh goods. Bagels...check, danishes...check, cookies....check. Shit man, it's all there. Baklava...check. So, me and Siler is all done eating, so we goes to the front to pay the bill, right. See, the cashier is right next to the bakery display area, and this being Siler's first time, I wasn't surprised when she wondered off to check out the delicious wares. She's gone a few minutes, then she comes back over to me, all giggling and shit. The she say's "you got to check this out..." So I walks over there, and I see the cake displays, and I think "wow, those cakes look grand! I wish I had a whole cake, I'd eat the hell outta that cake...mmmmm...cake". Then Siler points to this one cake in particular, and I'm like, "okay, that's a nice carrot cake...what's so funny abo.....OH SNAP!" The cake looked to be decorated with a whole bunch of wangs...complete with balls. Cock Cake! It. Was. Awesome. So awesome, I took a picture of it with ye olde camera phone. Enjoy!