Best passenger page ever

Man oh man, I was at the DFW airport this morning, and I heard the most delicious page that God himself ever did allow. You know how they are constantly paging dinguses who aren't at the gate yet, or who got lost, or haven't checked in yet? Sure you do, we've all heard them. Usually, they go something like this "Passenger Brown, please pick up a white courtesy phone", or "Paging passenger Smith, passenger Smith, please report to gate 24." Generally speaking, those things pass in and out of the airport soundtrack unnoticed, but today...today, my friend, I heard something really special. "Paging passenger Crapboffer...paging passenger Crapboffer..." THAT IS AWESOME! It's like they were paging Mr. Shitfucker! Comedy gold, that was!