Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Things that displease me


1.) Blue M&Ms
I'm an M&M purest, and I liked my brown, tan, green, yellow and orange M&Ms just fine. What's this blue shit? I like the Earth tones, baby! Fuck the blue M&Ms, fuck them in their smug little blue asses. Same goes for you red M&Ms.

2.) 20 something boys at Gold's Gym
#1, I am not impressed with how much you bench. #2, Yelling the word "faggot" to your pals is inappropriate (even if he does prefer the company of men), you're in public for godsake, not your rat-hole apartment in Addison Circle. Your job, 20 something boys, is to sit there, and look pretty. Don't over extend yourselves, it just makes me hate you.

3.) Auto-Renew functinality

If I wanted more of that stuff, I would have ordered more. Don't try to tell me what I want and need, you don't know me, you don't know me at all!

4.) IBM Stink Pads
Boy, my Stinkpad sucks balls. It's moody, unrealiable, (insert 1990's comedian joke about women here). It's like all the negatives to a bad realtionship, without any of the boot knockin'.

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